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Book Review: Decibel Presents the Brewtal Truth Guide to Extreme Beers by Adem Tepedelen

Decibel Presents the Brewtal Truth Guide to Extreme Beers
by Adem Tepedelen
Lyons Press; First edition (November 12, 2013)
Paperback; 224 pages
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Need to Control…My Thirst

Is “extreme” metal really just like “extreme” beer?

Not being a reader of Decibel, which is the metal equivalent of Ladies’ Home Journal, I had no idea they did a beer feature every issue. Cross-interest pieces in magazines can be a recipe for total embarrassment, but at least this one makes some fundamental sense. Both metal and “extreme” beer sit outside the mainstream of their respective meta-genres and often stoke a victim mentality in their adherents. Both inspire nerdy collecting, micro-cataloging and other pencil-necked behavior that so-called outsiders, with good reason, find baffling and hilarious. Both necessitate thick beards to conceal withering jawlines.

But I kid! I love metal! I love beer! It should be obvious to anybody reading this blog that the two together can be very, very fun. Unfortunately for the book, the author only does a medicore job explaining how.

The book has six chapters, each intended to broadly group meta-styles of “extreme” beers; for example, Chapter One, “Ingredients from Hell,” reviews several beers whose profiles utterly flout the Reinheitsgebot (German Purity Law of 1516). This particular chapter closes with an interview with Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head; appropriate, considering his widely known reputation for including the experimental and highly exotic in his brewing. So far, so good.

Each interview with a brewer is followed directly by an interview with an extreme beer-loving metal musician. Apropos of nothing at all, Chapter One’s is with Jean-Paul Gaster of CLUTCH. Is CLUTCH known for strange musical inclusions? Maybe, but the book doesn’t explain either way. We learn that CLUTCH collaborated with Coloarado’s New Belgium brewery, but none of their beers are featured in the chapter, making the placement of the interview seem a totally random decision.

Wait. CLUTCH is metal? Or even granting that, extreme metal? Maybe that wasn’t the point of tying music to “extreme” beer, but it’s difficult to see what the point would be if that’s not the implication with the book title and cover and the tie to Ladies’ Home Journal.

The laughably broad definition of “extreme” (or metal) used on the music side becomes more apparent in the beer reviews, where the author has kindly offered listening suggestions sure to improve your drinking experience with each beer: THE DARKNESS? ROKY ERICKSON? JOE PERRY’s solo albums? Coors Light, Bud Light and Miller Lite is all I can think, and he does little to change my mind by tying the beer and music together in a narrative or even in a non-trivial, referential way.

Other times the music-beer pairing is just lazy: SAMAEL (the band) with Avery’s Samael; AC/DC with 21st Amendment’s Back in Black; MOTÖRHEAD with Hopworks’ Ace of Spades. Come on, man.  And in no case does the author actually describe the music of the band or song pick, nor does he dedicate any space to describing metal genres the way he does beer styles. What’s the music part for again?  It seems like an afterthought, much like my self-regard and penchant for volume control after seven Tw0 Hearted Ales.

In fact, with the notable and obvious exceptions of Surly’s Todd Haug (POWERMAD and VULGAARI) and Three Floyds’ Barnaby Struve (progenitor of the metal-centric Dark Lord Day), Mr. Tepedelen doesn’t ask a single question of the brewers about music. If the metal-craft beer connection is so obvious, one would think linking the two via the brewing world would practically be automatic.  As it stands the watered-down connections seem merely aesthetic and often just coincidental or convenient.

Musical miscues aside, the author knows his beer. He deftly describes many challenging beers with language that’s neither esoteric nor mindless. In that sense, per the back cover, he has succeeded in creating “the first guide to the beers that merit being called extremely extreme”; if that’s your gig, the beer reviews should be informative and useful. Each of the beers has a subjective “extreme” rating to describe the madness your palate will experience, and I can’t deny that I’ve been introduced to many interesting possibilities for next time I’m within reach of these beer’s distributions and have an adventurous thirst.

Ultimately though, the book would have benefited from expanding and being more critical of the musical inclusions; barring that, removing them from the mainline thrust of the book and featuring them in a sidebar or separate chapter would have improved the flow of the best and focal part, which is the beer. The bandying about of the loaded term “extreme” starts to feel like an X-Games commercial break featuring formaldehyde-enriched Doritos, no matter how many times he points out that both “extreme” beer and metal both sometimes use Satanic names on their labels and covers.

If you want to see nearly everything of substance the book brought to the table connecting metal and beer, save yourself $20, spend it at Into the Void, and follow this link instead: Headbangers Brew: A History of Heavy Metal and Craft Beer Collaborations. If you’re interested in the beers themselves, proceed with the book; just don’t expect any truly brutal surprises on the musical front.

Cheers

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4 comments on “Book Review: Decibel Presents the Brewtal Truth Guide to Extreme Beers by Adem Tepedelen

  1. Brewtal Truth
    January 9, 2014

    Thanks for the in-depth and thoughtful review. As noted in its title, it’s a beer book, not an extreme metal book. The title makes no promise of extreme metal, as you suggest it does. Decibel’s name is on the cover because my Brewtal Truth beer column appears in the mag every issue and has for about 5 years. The musical “accompaniments” inside were meant to distinguish this beer book from others out there. So far the only people who have groused about the musical pairings are those who don’t get that it’s a beer book. This is why the interviews (at the end of each chapter, btw) focused on beer, not music. Thanks again for reading it. Sounds like you’re just as passionate about craft beer and metal as I am.

    • Neil
      January 9, 2014

      Howdy, thanks for the feedback. It’s definitely a beer book and I believe I’ve acknowledged as much. My emphasis skewed toward criticism of the music side based on the audience of the blog, but I hope our beer-savvy readers will still get the point that it works quite well as a beer reference.

      And certainly the name “Brewtal Truth,” even if it’s from the column, will set off metal radars. I know it did for me!

      Made the correction regarding the end/beginning of the chapter.

      Cheers

  2. Eric
    April 7, 2014

    Great writing! Love that beer and metal combo, too, though sadly due to a genetic issue am not really able to grow a jawline effacing beard.

    • Neil
      April 7, 2014

      Ha! Thanks man. No worries about the beard as those hoppy phytoestrogens will turn us all girls eventually anyway.

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